March 2012
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Watchi always reblog this.
fueled-by-hate:
A little back story to this clip before you watch it:
Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said, “This scene was...
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Watchi wish i could marry her.
ugrabthematches:
Make a fool of myself? Why not.
God damn it, I love her.
ugrabthematches:
Kelli, you’re the only woman in the world that would join me in fucking anything that moved. For this (and SO MANY other things) I love you <3
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February 2012
339 posts
Note to self: Always text your crush back before he leaves the country for a month.
Damn it. :(
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My Tumblr summed up in 7 questions. →
URL: metalintheflesh
Top 5 fandoms you’ll see:
Metallica
Holy Grail
Star Wars
Pantera/ Dime and Phil
Vreth
Top 3 celebrities you’ll see:
James Hetfield
Vreth
Dime
Top 3 other topics you’ll see:
Porn
Food
Cats
Do I make graphics? Once in a while.
Do I liveblog? Nope.
My ask box is: Begging to be stuffed full of rad shit.
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Anonymous asked: have you ever had an abortion? would you ever?
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Anonymous asked: why do you have such a boner for holy grail?
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Anonymous asked: what happened to that blog with all those rad naked pictures of you? that was my fapping material :(
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Anonymous asked: you're sexy to be older
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Being grim on a daily basis
godfatherofslander:
Being grim while listening to music:
Being grim while reading:
Being grim while eating chips:
Being grim while drinking juice:
Being grim while baking a cake:
Being grim while lighting a scented candle:
15 minutes of Tuesday left. Ask me shit. Anon is... →
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Anonymous asked: Did you make another sexy time blog?
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cats-metal-humor asked: My girlfriend would like to know where you got your dinosaur socks. :D
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Not a single TMI?!?
See if you guys get another TT.
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My first day on tumblr...
deadly-as-he-goes:
3 minutes later…
I think there's something wrong with me.
A girl sent a bunch of nudes and suggestive emails to my husband and I was like, “Eh, whatever.” and didn’t even go through the stuff.
A girl tagged Holy Grail in a picture of her autograph from them and I creeped her entire tumblr and Facebook and I am hella pissed. She’s like a scene girl.
Stay away from my band, god damn it.
