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@AnonymousTop turn on?: BEARDSSSSSSS
What’s the weirdest thing that has turned you on?: Touching a human heart. A beating human heart.
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i dare you
| 1. Top turn on? |
| 2. Last time you had sex with someone of a different gender? |
| 3. Last time you had sex with someone of the same gender? |
| 4. Last time you masturbated? |
| 5. What’s the weirdest thing that has turned you on? |
| 6. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve masturbated with? |
| 7. What’s the weirdest kind of porn you’ve watched? |
| 8. How often do you masturbate/have sex? |
| 9. Have you ever taken nude pictures? |
| 10. Dom(me)/Sub/Switch? |
| 11. Is pain a good thing? |
| 12. Do you like biting? |
| 13. Do you like scratching? |
| 14. Are you slightly horny right now? |
| 15. Are you very horny right now? |
| 16. Do you like face fucking? |
| 17. 10 of your biggest turn ons? |
| 18. Do you cook naked? |
| 19. Do you like foreplay? |
| 20. Have you had an orgasm? |
| 21. Do you like sex with toys? |
| 22. Do you like sex with kink? |
| 23. Would you have sex with someone you just met? |
| 24. Do you like your nipples played with? |
| 25. Do you like your lips bitten? |
| 26. Do you like to kiss with tongue? |
| 27. How often do you masturbate? |
| 28. Have you masturbated while someone else was in the room? |
| 29. Would you have sex with a married person? |
| 30. Would you have sex with a couple/multiple people? |
| 31. Do you go outside naked? |
| 32. Do you like being woken up with sex? |
| 33. Do you give oral? |
| 34. Would you let someone eat food off of you? |
| 35. What is the youngest/oldest you would sleep with? |
| 36. Do you like having drunk sex? |
| 37. Do you enjoy wearing lingerie? |
| 38. What is your favorite thing about sex? |
| 39. What is your favorite sexual setting? |
| 40. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater? |
| 41. Would you ever make a porno with your partner? |
| 42. Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your partner? |
| 43. Do you like it rough? |
| 44. Do you prefer to give or recieve? |
| 45. Do you like to have one night stands? |
| 46. How do you feel about one night stands? |
| 47. Do you prefer to make love or fuck? |
| 48. Have you ever watched porn while having sex? |
| 49. How long do you like foreplay to last? |
| 50. Do you like kissing during sex? |
| 51. Describe your favorite sexual experience. |
| 52. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? |
| 53. What does your favorite foreplay include? |
| 54. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it? |
| 56. Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner? |
| 57. Could you live without sex? |
| 58. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you? |
| 59. Do you like to perform oral sex? |
| 60. Do you like to receive oral sex? |
| 61. Have you ever taped yourself in the act? |
| 62. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some? |
| 63. Have you ever been caught in the act? |
| 64. Have you ever had sex while on drugs? |
| 65. Would you let other people watch you have sex live? |
| 66. Do you ever have sex in the shower? |
| 67. What was the biggest age difference with a partner? |
| 68. Do you feel your up to par in bed? |
| 69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments? |
| 70. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back? |
| 71. Do you practice safe sex? |
| 72. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you? |
| 73. Have you ever cried from how good a sexual experience was? |
| 74. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life? |
| 75. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be? |
